Jo Bro

"They're not a boy band anymore, they're more of a man band now."

We Soooo Could

"I swear we could make the cast of Star Trek from the old men in this town!"

Rock, Paper, Scissor... Pencil?

"I'll take you down like a pencil in a scissor fight."

Not Me

"I'm sorry we don't live in the time of original cereal."

'Sup?

"I'm the 'sup nod!"

Sarcasm, people

"Please, sneeze in my mouth. I like it."

Okay

"I hope it's cooler (at work) tonight. If not I'll be mad... It won't do any good, but I'll be mad."

Uh, yeah, I knew that...

"Mom, you know how I know we're nerds? Because half our mess is books."