Sing Along

"It's a mash up between Brass Monkey and food baby."

Oh

"Yogurt is a sometimes vowel."

Hmmmm

"Oh, he blinked! I didn't know tortoises blinked! ... He blinked again, because I blew in his eye."

Sing It

"His name is Jack. He is a showdog."



*Come on people, you know about the Copacabana!

Ugh

"I'm just gonna squeeze a banana slug into a seashell and see what happens."

Not Even Close...

Me: Do you know who my favorite Superhero was when I was a kid?

Her: Bush?

Me Too

"I think it's hilarious that you rebelled by finding God."