And Also To You

'Goodnight, you fish faced freak.'

Right?

"5 foot pepperoni? That's about 4 foot more than a person needs!"

Pearl Two

"Let's tell 'Yo Mama' knitting jokes."

So Anyway

"STOP. SNIFFING. MY. BUTT, oh those were your toes. I thought it was the dog."

That's What You Get

"It looks like what would happen if you drive through Vegas really fast."

A Bird In The Hand...

"But you eat eggs, right?"   
"Hell yes, that's one less baby chicken in the world." (Snort)

Oh

"Aw, there's dirt in my hurt!"

Uh, Yes

"What? Greece still exists?"