Indeed

"Rat's are very ironic."

Not Really

"Want to smell my water?"

Rude

"You got a new pretzel... just to ignore?"

Mmm Hmm

"Do they make nonalcoholic wine? Oh wait, grape juice!'

Ya Think?

"Maybe the dog is inhuman."

Indeed

"(You), come feel my leg, I swear I'm turning into a mermaid."

You Do That

"I'm gonna isolate, try not to hate."

Is That So?

"He's just watching baseball, he doesn't need to hear it."

Do Tell

"I have another penis related story!"

It's Fun

He's ruthless with his slap caking!

Much More

It's like caramel only friendlier.