"Why would you sit down in a bathroom?"

"In that case, what lives in a cow town?" "........Hookers?"

"That pickle DID wake me up!" "It's a good thing I ate a pickle and now we don't have to go to bed."

I Love Grammar

"I will smote you and you will be smitten."

Tasty

"I was just going to kiss your hand, but it ended up being a weird licking thing."

He's Out Of Shape

"Why's Voldemort doing push ups?"

"Then she said something about Norway and I was like, you're high."