Indeed

"Save me Jerry Wan! You're the only one!""Princess Leia says it..."
"No, Obi Wan!"
"...Obi Wan is a hologram and he says: "Save me Obi Wan! I'm my only hope!"

I'm Not Surprised...

"(He) is being weird about knives and cream cheese."

'Firtato, fritato--- Oh look, mixed nuts.'

Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight

"Yeah, Santa does not have an affair... with anyone."

"Jaaaaack, I have a large and ominous piece of paper... Wear it like a shell... You're an insect dog."

Done

"You're always right after the fact. BLOG THAT, SUCKER!"

Thanks For The Clarification

"We lost a lot of balls to banty roosters when we were kids. Not personal balls, toy balls."

Probably Not

"According to statistical likelihood Jesus did not have that much hair when he was born."