This is what my Christmas scene needed! A robot!

'The problem is I think cake and cookies are opposites.'

True

"Sweet pickles are an abomination. I'd rather smack a baby than bring sweet pickles!"

"Speaking of wenis, what's the plural of penis? Peni?"

We Were

"You're ganging up on me knee patrol!"

Uhhhhhh

"Ain't no car pool lane to evil."
"What?"
"Voldemort is riding this crane in the car pool lane. It is a peace crane, it shouldn't be driving alone in the carpool lane."

"My cheese never falls on my pants!"

Huh?

"I keep trying to make an acute scalene triangle, but it keeps turning out obtuse."

"When I scared you, did you pull a muscle in your leg? Because I did when I was imitating you."