Thursday, September 29, 2011

Duh

"That was my 'Kicking you in the nuts' impression."
"I don't have nuts."
"That's why it was an impression."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Hey did you ever find that rooster in your bathroom?
What makes finger guns uncool is that you can't spin them around.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

It Kinda Was

"'Raking and a Rockin' Boberan' is not about you."

Fine Then

"If you're going to be mean to him you can't use my pizza crust!"
"Why do all my relationships fail? I'm going back to being a no faced freak."

Thursday, September 1, 2011