Okay...

"I'm right, you're wrong! I don't care what Google says!"

'I thought it was a banana on a moped.'

Please...

"Make yourself useful and stop doing the macarena."

Tails

Call "Sometimes I wish I had a tail so I could wag it in Jack's face to give him a taste of his own medicine."
Response "I don't have a tail Jack. It's so unfair. I don't have a tail."

Wow...

MsA "I know what my 'Born This Way' shirt would say..."


Thing 1 "Muffin top!"


Thing 2 "But she wasn't born with a muffin top."

Homosapiens

'If 'sapiens' means wise I think we should just be called homo's.'