No, actually, it's not

"So what you're saying is this spoon used to be toilet paper?"

I did not know...

"You know 'Lord of the Rings' really is a barf-o-rama because that time we all got sick we all threw up in Lord of the Rings popcorn buckets."

Cause They Do!

"What? You think boogers don't migrate?"

Sure...

"Eggbeyonce."

Uh, Thanks?

"You smell like wet dog, but your head is soft."

What?

"Is there a homeless person scholarship for this race?"

Who is Neville Longbottom?

"He's a Herbology teacher stuck in time waiting for me so I can marry him."

Unusual

"I know now they're ROUS's, but back then they just looked like giant moles."