Things I Hear at My House: March 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"And then God said, 'Moses, Moses. Put down that chisel. I got this one.'"

"I know, I heard what you said, I was just making fun of you."

"Best friends don't usually hang on to each other with their teeth!"

"No, I'm not putting eyeliner on my koala!"

'Look at me, and I'm not even Bhuddist.'

"Where were we when we were being followed by Neil Patrick Harris?"

"Let's see if he gets upset and tries to eat me."

"We are 70% water and 0% ice."

"Okay, we're never any percentage tomato sauce."

"I swear it's the Secret Garden, but with machine guns and short skirts!"

"I want to read his wrangling blog. Jerk!"

"Wow digging around in coconut husks made my hands really soft."

"How do make you muffins sexy?"

"I'm not a samsquatch you freak!"

"Any time you take your clothes off in public, especially places you go a lot, you're having anxiety."

"He has to go to Holo-holics Anonymous."