Incredible

"The Hulk should just wear a button down shirt."
"Yeah. That would make SO much more sense than just ripping that white T-shirt off all the time!"

Cupid

"But wings don't have diaper butts." 

Oh

"It would work if we were Polynesian."

Dissapointing

"It didn't work. You have a terrible shoulder shelf."

Super Bowl Sunday

"Who's playing in the Super Bowl?"
"The Steelers and the Packers."
"The Packers? What's their mascot? The FedEx guy??"

What?

"If you can outlaw blowing and licking I can outlaw rib spikes." 

Indeed

"I'm a fluid slipper kicker."

Taco Talk

"It's hairy cartilage."

Quack!

"I don't care, I'd rather have a duck for a teacher."