It's Not

"I'm covered in spider webs and tape. It's not a good combination"

"You don't wanna hoo people with your hah!"

Can Do

"Just stand there and wait for panties to pop out."

Could Be

"Maybe we're all hippies and that's the secret, we're all hippies."

IDK

What's up with all the eyeballs in your purse?

I Don't

Do you know the only way to stop touching auras? It's for me to chuck Oreos at you. Get it? Aura-O's!

Is it...

"Licking apples is fun."

True

"Yeah but, we sing about good things..." *in unison* "Like eggs!"

Um, Sure...

"Ugh, I have to wash out the waffles!"

Look!

"Watch it. Watch it. Watch it glisten!"

Um, yeah, you were

"I wasn't just babbling on about a girl carrying her grandma's candlesticks in sown in patches."

Oh

"That was, 'Say hi to (her) for me' in 'My mouth is full of water' talk."

Nope

"Dogs don't have logic."

Steam

I told the steam to get out of my face and it inspired a song!


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History

"Macedonia. That's where Alexander the Great was born." *scoff* "Well, someone was born there and we were watching a video on Alexander the Great, so I think it was him."

True

"Well, you don't hear young 20 year olds saying, 'Get off my lawn!'"

Pants

"Okay, have fun with my pants!"


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Kind Of

"Picture, like, a chicken foot, but not really."

Drool

"Get away from me, you already drooled on my arm once today!"

Uh huh

"See, it's wet because it's water."