Tasty...

"Why is it warm, smells like hamburgers and it's raining?"

Feet

"And I was like 'OHMYGOSH! It's the feet song!!!!'"


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Ouch!

"Speaking of sleepovers and friends, which you don't have..."

Shop Talk

"I think the computer likes it when I call it baby."

Convo

"Why's that?" 
"I don't know. I just don't want to be on the same page as you guys"

Jinx

"Tag you're it, eat an ice cream cone, you owe me a boat!" 
Followed by a mock Samoan Slap Dance

One day...

"One day, when you were leisurely hanging out in my uterus, I was giving birth to you."


There is some dispute over whether 'in my'  or 'out of my' was said. You decide!

Double Meaning

"How do you spell 'Quirrell'?"


"Like the teacher or like an argument?"




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Blender

Mmwaa Mmwaa Mmwaa, I'm a blender, Mmwaa, Mmwaa.

Dancing

"The dog thinks my dancing means something good for him."

Hippopotomi

"I think all hippopotamuses should all be named Helvetica."



Posted by: Thing 1

Muffins

"Move! I have to stab these muffins!"

Posted by: Thing 2

Panties

"Speaking of panties, have you made your lunch yet?"