Can you stop dancing? I'm trying to put cheese on this.

Get it!

"Hand me that salt shaker. I need a microphone."

So Do I

"I will lick you! I lick!"

I Can't Even...

'It's a whipserspere.'

Nope

'I don't want a beautifully broken heart.'

Hetalia Much

"That would be why I had a dream I was Poland."

Sorry About That

"My childhood is in those pouches!"

Hmmmm

"I feel like if you're going to tape your boobs you need mustaches."

Ew

"It's hamstick, like chapstick, but with ham!"

So Then Which Beverage is Lesbian?

'Gatorade is just gay water.'

Uh, Okay

'Scissor legs strikes again!'

Urgh

"Drinking nonfat milk is like drinking cow flavored water."